Let's Do This!

I have a friend/comedian named Harris Bloom. He's gonna be big, but he needs my very important help. It is a little known fact that Will Ferrel got his start on this very blog. I am the reason he got enough of a following to be recognized by SNL. We went to college together and he begged me to use my influence with the American public to get him famous. Bing, bang, boom! He made a nice career for himself. It worked out well for me, because he agreed to pay me 20% of his earnings for the rest of his life. It will be great when I start getting that money. He has explained to me that there is a small glitch in his bank account and as soon as it's cleared up I will be swimming in cash!

Here's where Harris Bloom comes into the picture. He is hilarious and I think he needs some attention. All you have to do is vote for him here.

http://www.like2laugh.com/comics/comedian.php?ent=Harris%20Bloom

The good news is that is takes two seconds, you don't have to register and you need to do it every day. By putting this information up on my site, Harris has agreed to give me 20% of all future career earnings. He doesn't know this yet, but as soon as he reads this, he IS contractually obligated.

I even got my good friend, Mr. Tom Cruise in on it.

And Joe Sixpack...

And religious assholes...

My butt...

My apologies to Mrs. Harris, but I never miss an opportunity to show off my booty.

Please vote for Harris! This has nothing to do with the fact that Mr Bloom has these negatives in a secure location somewhere in the tri-state area.