Here's what some people had to say...
"My grandma wears army boots. No really, and I'm proud of it. You wanna make somethin' of it? Huh?"
"I'm really 65 but I'm aging backwards. I got these tattoos in 'Nam. Also where I picked up this filthy habit of smoking unfiltered camels. God, my aching back. Give me a fucking foot massage."
Chicks can't hold they smoke. That's what it is..
My milkshake brings all the boys errr girls(cant tell) to the yard...and I'm like...Dayummm right!
There are many more good ones, but I thought I'd give you a little taste today. Thank you to everyone who participated!