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So while I make myself at home here by stocking the refrigerator with beer, and fill up the medicine cabinet with pills...you all click
here for today's post. This post in sponsored by Soccer mom and I's fellow Humor Blogger,
EttaRose, for our first
annual gyno appointment first annual Humor Bloggers Carnival from
Humorbloggers.com. We both have posts over there..so go enjoy!
Also before you go, I have a series called: What would Jamie Do? (WWJamieD)..so feel free to leave me a question in the comments..I will be here all week answering your questions and passing booze and pills to all in need. Don't worry there is no copay. The last day here I will post my answers to all your questions..come on don't be scared..I have no STD's!
I have a question: What would Jamie do if the power went off and she had no cold beer and her pills were all gone? And her suburban was OUT OF GAS.
ReplyDeleteOhhh..my first questio..yayyy!! I thought there was no one around her! I will anser you question this week!
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ReplyDeleteYou may have saved my life! I have been meaning to schedule that pap-smear and, by God, I am going to do it now.
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ReplyDeleteOh, Honey... I learned that the hard way. Walked funny for days. Say while we are on the subject, I have "friend" who claims to have gotten an STD from a chatroom. Do you think there is any truth to that? I hear it is more common than you might think.
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ReplyDeleteI mean, that's what I'd do to her... :p
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