The Soccer Mom Files is being outsourced!

No fears my fellow bloggees..calm down, don't get your panties in a bunch. I, Jamie AKA J to the M to the E, from "My Suburban can run over your Minivan..and will" have been carefully selected and screened (due to my clean pap smear results) to take over this week for Soccer mom. All those "other" filthy hussy's who didn't pass the "Does it burn when you pee?" tests..will just have to go back to the Gyno..while I ease your life stress with a little humor here this week. So starting out this week, I like a good American citizen, am outsourcing Soccer Mom's outsourcing!! Ohh..the American way!!

So while I make myself at home here by stocking the refrigerator with beer, and fill up the medicine cabinet with pills...you all click here for today's post. This post in sponsored by Soccer mom and I's fellow Humor Blogger, EttaRose, for our first annual gyno appointment first annual Humor Bloggers Carnival from Humorbloggers.com. We both have posts over there..so go enjoy!

Also before you go, I have a series called: What would Jamie Do? (WWJamieD)..so feel free to leave me a question in the comments..I will be here all week answering your questions and passing booze and pills to all in need. Don't worry there is no copay. The last day here I will post my answers to all your questions..come on don't be scared..I have no STD's!