The great Crotchety Old Man sort of tagged me with a meme. I would be remiss to ignore such a challenge. I am to make a list of things that are boring or quirky about me. Hmmmm. This is tough!
1. I have almost a phobia of hotel bedspreads. I have to pull them back in order to sit on the bed. I NEVER see bedspreads in the maid carts. Do they ever get washed? I don't know what you fools have been up to before I get there!
2. I guess this isn't very unusual, but when I get drunk I think I'm a really good dancer. There are many wedding videos out there that would seem to disprove this.
3. I'm a total slob, but I'm working on it. I have gotten slightly better over the years. My husband is the opposite. I don't know how we don't kill each other, but it seems to work out.
4. Whenever I have a Tootsie Roll Pop I check to see if the Indian is on the wrapper. That's good luck. Excuse me, native american.
5. I hate talking on the phone. I mean I'm almost scared of it. I will do anything to avoid phone conversations and I can't let people listen to me when I'm on the phone. Texting is the greatest thing ever invented.
6. My absolute favorite holiday is Halloween. We have a big party every year for the kids. I can't wait for it every year. I don't really like Christmas.
That's all I can think of right now...
Ya, I do the dancing drunk thing too, although somehow it always ends up looking like breakdancing.
ReplyDeleteI like your quirks! btw, the pics are perfect. :)
ReplyDeleteIn pic #2 are you just hitting the floor on the side of your head or you just attempting to flop your way back up in a very interesting manner?
ReplyDelete@humorsmith-I think we all do the dancing thing. : )
ReplyDelete@chat blanc-Thanks!
@don-That's the caterpiller! Duh! : )
The fear of bedspreads is not unwarranted. They are nasty to an unfathomable degree. Not only do I refuse to sit on them, I won't even touch them with bare skin, doing a shuffley sort of moonwalk dance while standing on the mattress to strip them off the bed, then I kick them across the room into a corner. Icky icky icky.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you AND plainolemike about the hotel bedspreads. YUCK. And I always look for the Indian too. I always believed that you could turn in that wrapper with the Indian and get a free one. True? Untrue? I don't know because I've never tried it. Oh, and I still say Indian. I can because I'm part Indian. Heh.
ReplyDelete@plainolemike-I totally agree!!!
ReplyDelete@kittyconcerto-I looked up the whole Indian Tootsie Roll thing and it says that the free lollipop thing is an urban myth. : (
I still believe it's good luck and no one can take THAT away from me!
I never knew there was an Indian on the Tootsie Pops.
ReplyDeleteGood list, BTW. Nicely illustrated.
And an Abe Vigoda-free post.
@da old man- Maybe you just never got a good luck Tootsie roll pop. Maybe you'll get better luck next time. Oh, I forgot, you probably don't eat lollipops since there aren't any peanut butter/tomato flavored ones.
ReplyDeletehey kirsten,
ReplyDeleteis that really you on the dance floor?
This blog has pics of babies with cigarettes, pimp cups, pelvic-thrusting storm troopers...i dont know what to believe anymore!
Rock On,
Aitch
@harris-No, that's not me. I found that picture and HAD to use it.
ReplyDeleteA lot of things on my blog are not true. That's for anyone who's about to call child protective services on me! I don't really abuse my kids. I just talk about it for comic effect!! : )
hey kirsten,
ReplyDeletewell, i figured (hoped?) the kids drinking and smoking weren't true...but the dancing one...well, it looked real enough
rock on,
aitch
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