6/10/2008

Mom Jeans (and my fear of said item)

You know what I'm talking about. Those jeans that I'm sure your mom wore and (admit it), you almost bought that time! Anyway, I found the perfect definition at urbandictionary.com

The following is for all you ladies who don't know what I'm talking about and the rest of us who like a good laugh...

MOM JEANS-Often seen on the 40+ crowd, mom jeans are too high, too tight, tapered leg jeans which manage to showcase any bodily flaw the wearer has. Possible outcomes: The butt will be compressed so it doesn't stick out, it will instead be pushed to the sides, making it look far wider than it actually is. The genital triangle will be emphasized and outlined (see camel toe or FUPA). The hips will look wider because of the butt compression and the tapering of the legs.

In addition, mom jeans are often light in color, which further emphasizes the outcomes mentioned above. They also come in the elastic-waist variety which further defines the genital triangle.
UPDATE!
I found this example. I hope you find it useful! If you have any to share, please send! It NEVER gets old for me.




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25 comments:

  1. MillaJune 13, 2008 at 6:51 PM

    Okay, I fully understand your fear. There's not enough time to explain what is wrong with that type of attire! Do people really wear those jeans!?

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  2. AnonymousJune 14, 2008 at 6:40 AM

    ROFL!!! You made my day with this post.. I'm a twentyish mom and trust me I see these all the time.. I just hope I never lose my sense of style.. Those jeans are just too much.

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  3. AnonymousJune 19, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    ha ha. i love this post. mom jeans are my worst fear.

    even my mom laughs at women in mom jeans. and shes in her fifties.

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    Here ya go, have a laugh.

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